Our board president was talking to a coworker about children today. He turns and says to me,
"oh, but you hate kids, don't you?"
" I don't HATE kids..."
"oh, I know. I'm not saying you wanna pitchfork 'em or anything, you just don't want any!"

I could not help but laugh my butt off. Best bingo ever.

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"I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding..."
Harvey Danger, Flagpole Sitta

Yargh, and torch their tree houses too!

I don't understand why people think you have to hate everything you don't have.. I guess I hate Ferrari's, giraffes, and quadrunners, along with a multitude of other things.

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“I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.” ~ Albert Einstein

"A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor." ~ Unknown

That reminds me of a joke, a very old and short joke....(some viewers may find this offensive, if so DON'T LOOK.....Or if it's too late I apologise in advance)!

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Q... How do you unload a truck full of babies?

A....With a pitchfork.

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'I think that God, in creating Man, somewhat overestimated his ability'..Oscar Wilde

'Let it be awful, let it be wonderful, but let it be uncommon'.......