Apparently Christopher Hitchens and Salman Rushdie played this word game called "titles that didn't quite make it." Some examples were For Whom The Bell Rings, A Farewell to Weapons, The Catcher In The Wheat, Toby Dick, To Kill A Hummingbird, The Big Gatsby and Good Expectations.

To this, I would like to add:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Rhinestone
The Currants of Wrath
The Adventures of Raspberry Finn
50 Shades of Technicolor
Auburn October
Batman: The Dark Squire Rises

Game of Big Chairs Important People Sit In
Star Excursion
Lord of the Jewelry Worn on Digits
Ultimate Arguing Championship

Sort of Quiet on the Western Front
Assertive New World
A "Ta Ta" to Arms

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"Prepare to be disappointed." - Advice to mom-to-be at a baby shower

Where the Mild Things Are
South-Southwest Park
28 Minutes Later

Star Conflicts: The Empire Comes Back With a Nasty Retort
The Feeling Slightly Peckish Games
Diary of a Slightly Eccentric Guy

The Illusionist of Oz
Blue-Red Rain
The Forever-Ongoing Story

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"They ought to have a vasectomy machine over by the other video games. Here's a skee-ball ticket, go ahead and take my testicle." -Larry the Cable Guy, about Chuck E. Cheese

Rendering Plant-Five
Gone with the Breeze
Comrade Kane
Minor-age Lord Fauntleroy
The Unemployed Circus Carny of Oz
A Succession of Semi-Tragic Mishaps
The Age of Sexual Repression
Tess Darbyfield
The Woman in Pale Ecru
The Name of the Hydrangea
Circle of Acquaintances

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Because this body is a recreational area, not a manufacturing plant.
Because my baby is a blue-eyed hunka burnin' Irish man-love, and he's all the baby I'll ever need.
Because it's my life, and I don't want to.

Dark Pretty Horse
Celsius 232.778
A Sequence of Calamitous Occurrences
A Hiker's Manual of the Milkyway

Partial Recall
Jay and Silent Bob Plan Revenge
Crouching Kitty Hidden Lizard

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Grumpy velociraptor

Black Duck
A Tale of Two Suburbs
The Mediocre Spiderman
Second Blood
It's Sometimes Sunny In Philadelphia