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Indigo7 wrote:
Well, there are times when I think I would probably make a wonderful murderer but I don't do it. I don't feel it's worth the life-time sentence. Same with motherhood.
Love it, love it, love it! Made it the signature on one of my email accounts, if you don't mind...
I'm sure a lot of people here use this one, in fact, I've seen it mentioned here once or twice: Bingoer: "Babies just happen" CF: "So do abortions" --- This is one I used the other day:
Bingoer: "I hope you get pregnant." (said with a smile, like it was funny) Me: "I hope you get cancer." (also said with a smile)
When are you going to have a baby? When I'm charged with the task of repopulating another planet. When I get over my irrational fear of storks. When there's only one person left on earth and he happens to be hot.
Why don't you want a child? I can't guarantee it will get abducted. [if I believed in Hell... I know I'd be going] They don't come with return policies. I like sex. My nipples voted. I was outnumbered. Probably because of strong self esteem, I'm guessing.
My husband had a great come-back yesterday. He ran in to an old friend who was yapping about the awesomeness that is his latest (and third) child. He says to my husband, "when are you two going to start having kids?" My hubby replies, "when are you going to stop?"
You think that would have offended him enough to give up, but no. A multitude of bingos follow. My husband just tells him "No thanks, we are happy with things the ways they are. We don't want to be tied down." He continues to go on about how nothing is as important as his kids and my husband tells him he's glad that he is happy with his choices, but it's not for us.
Why do they feel they need to recruit everyone else? It's not a religion.
"The Bible says 'Be fruitful and multiply.'" It also says you should wait two weeks or thrity-three days after giving birth, depending on the sex off your offspring, then deliver a burnt lamb to a tent. How's your track record on that?
I wouldn't remember all that. When I got this bingo recently I told him there are now 7 billion people on Earth so Mission Accomplished!
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