Sitting in my recliner, listening to Classical music, reading a book, and petting my cat, who's in my lap.

Here's what I'm NOT doing: changing dirty diapers, giving a kid a bath, or listening to one scream at the top of their lungs because they don't want to go to bed

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"If children were brought into the world by pure reason alone, would the human race exist?"
Arthur Schopenhauer

Here Here!!!

I'm staying up goofin' around on the intertubes.

Much more fun and relaxing than putting kids to bed and/or making sure I'm being quiet enough so that I don't wake them up (or having to get them to calm down if they do wake up)!

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The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick, the brick was an egg, the egg was a bird.
Fly away you sweet little thing, they're hard on your tail!
Hadn't you heard?
They're going to change you into a human being!

I'm pondering the meaning of life.

I came home from the gym 20 minutes ago, showered, threw my last load of laundry in the dryer, and am munching on my favorite post-workout food and watching old episodes of How I Met Your Mother. I fucking love my independence.

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"I don't hate kids."
"You don't want to have them."
"I like sports cars, but I don't want to push a Ferrari through my vagina."

Continuing on with watching all Friends season. I'm on Season 3 right now. I have a bucket of Red Vines and a bottle of rum. Just another fun Thursday night!